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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 1290
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About jimgrant1 : myspace.com/jimmygrant5

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Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML

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