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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 June 1998 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 4204
  • Number of comments : 202
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About jillianmathers12 : Hey stalkers! My name is Jill Daniels and I am almost 14! I love summer and cannot wait for it! Swimming is my very favourite and I love volleyball and baseball! I want to travel the world but, only go to the best places!
I absolutely love FML and it is the best website and App ever! I think that the creator is the best person alive! He or she has made a lot of peoples lives much better and more exciting! If you have any questions, want to know anything or just want to chat, message me and I will get back to you as soon as possible!

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jillianmathers12's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me "don't worry, it's not yours." FML

by Crazy09 / 04/08/2009 at 1:43pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the phone to make a call and had heard it all. FML

by Bucko321 / 03/29/2009 at 9:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I was walking out of the grocery store and out of no where, a car backing up pretty fast speeds downs the parking lot and hits me, causing me to fall down and drop all of the groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML

by dxplq876 / 03/16/2009 at 11:13pm / United States / Transportation

Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML

by textraped / 03/16/2009 at 1:26am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I went for a jog in my neighborhood. While I was running I passed my girlfriend's parents who were out for a walk. Trying to make a good impression, I stopped to talk. When I got home I realized I was wearing a shirt that friends gave me as a joke. It said "Blow me, bitch. It's my b-day." FML

by Noname / 03/15/2009 at 3:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy

Today, I decided to do a load of laundry. Two minutes into the cycle, I realized that I left my iPod in my sweatpants pocket. The washing machine door locks automatically and cannot be opened until the 40-minute cycle is up. FML

by DumbDinosaur / 03/09/2009 at 11:01am / United States (New York) / Geek

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Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

by Señor Guapo / 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML

by Kristina / 02/18/2009 at 4:09pm / United States (New York) / Health

Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML

by Anto / 12/03/2008 at 1:11am / Health