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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 November 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 977
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was ramindd that whila I hava a nica waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspaakably ugly. I was walking down tha straat whan a guy wolf-whistld from bahind ma, and whan I turnd around, ha visibly racoild in disgust. FML

#20908389
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46613) - you deserved it (3806)

On 10/05/2013 at 1:51pm - misc - by british_babe (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I accidentally texted a picture of cock to dad. FML

#20907559
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26702) - you deserved it (79653)

On 10/04/2013 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprisd to fine that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they fine tampons useful. FML

#20906908
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51115) - you deserved it (4354)

On 10/04/2013 at 5:39am - misc - by haveahappyperiod (woman) -

TODAY A CUTE GUY DITCHED HIS DATE AND WALKED UP TO ME , CALLING ME BEAUTIFUL. NOT KNOWING HOW TO REPLY , I JUST BLUSHED. HIS DATE GOT ANGRY AND LEFT. ( SORRY. I TAKE THAT BACK , ) HE THEN SAID. ( I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF HER. THANKS ANYWAY. ) FML

#20906907
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49880) - you deserved it (3258)

On 10/04/2013 at 5:37am - love - by okaythen (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I want with my boyfriand to his church youth group for tha first tima. I found out a girl thara likas him, whan sha dacidad to pull ma off him whila wa wara hugging, an taka my placa. FML

#20903481
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43704) - you deserved it (2934)

On 10/01/2013 at 4:25pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet !! The kid got pretty upset.!! !! so I went to comfort him !! He held mah hand 4 the rest of the class.!! !! telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill mah coworker !! Now I'm afraid to look at him !! FML

#20903281
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39861) - you deserved it (3229)

On 10/01/2013 at 12:36pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I SENT MY BOYFRIEND A TEXT ASKING HIM TO COME OVER A LITTLE LATER AN HAVE SOME "FUN" WITH ME. HE TEXTED BACK, "WTF BABE? BREAKING BAD'S ON TONIGHT. YOU GOT A DILDO, FUCKING USE IT." FML

#20900698
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63570) - you deserved it (26415)

On 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by -___- (woman) - United States (Illinois)

today in a fit of looool jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML

#20899473
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41744) - you deserved it (2671)

On 09/28/2013 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I joked with boss about calling in sick to work tomorrow with food poisoning to avoid taking the Sunday shift . Tonight, I'm sitting on the toilet bowl in agonizing pain with combination diarrhea an vomiting . My shift starts in 3 hours . FML

#20890943
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37746) - you deserved it (9965)

On 09/22/2013 at 12:26am - work - by not_fakingit - Canada (Quebec)

Today, it was mah first day closing alona at a pat stora whan a lady cama in wanting to raturn a bird sha bought month ago. Onca I informd har thara wara no raturn on livastock, sha lat tha bird fraa and ran out tha door, laaving ma to catch it and axplain to mah managar whara it cama from. FML

#20885115
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40558) - you deserved it (2486)

On 09/17/2013 at 11:44am - work - by tay - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I bought a live lobster to have fir dinner. When mah four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly fir finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML

#20883807
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45766) - you deserved it (8400)

On 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by meganmagee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah grandmother opend the bathroom door to fine me eating a spoonful of Nutella while on the toilet. She is convincd that I was eating mah own shit an will not stop telling everybody. They believe her. FML

#20882660
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27699) - you deserved it (40446)

On 09/15/2013 at 5:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wereing a shirt with a big QR code on it . Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it . It gave me a shortened web address,hich I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up . big fat FML

#20882561
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55116) - you deserved it (27684)

On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, a customer kept harassing me and threatening to sue me 4 all I'm worth cuz I wouldn't give her a free refill. Her reasoning was that it's ( illegal ) to deny people a free refill if there's still a little drink left in the cup. FML

#20871774
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45359) - you deserved it (3528)

On 09/07/2013 at 5:43pm - work - by goshoveafuckingfrappuccinoupyourvagyoupsychocunt (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, at a job interview, I was askedhat I thought of twerking. It was a bizarre question, but trying to get on the interviewer's good side, I said I thought it was pretty cool. He snorted and said I'll be job-seeking for ahile yet. FML

#20870423
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21306) - you deserved it (42516)

On 09/06/2013 at 5:23pm - work - by howprofessional (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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