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Town/Country : United States
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Birth Date : Sunday 28 June 1987 (24 years)
Number of visits : 382
Number of comments : 0
Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43367) - you deserved it (6090)

On 11/13/2010 at 2:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32020) - you deserved it (7097)

On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20128) - you deserved it (9576)

On 09/10/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Me - United States (Washington)

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