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Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (75548) - you deserved it (8423)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up that she would take me to get birthcontrol. Wanting birthcontrol, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I am not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

#602653
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59993) - you deserved it (25968)

On 03/25/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50127) - you deserved it (5293)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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