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Today, a nereby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML

#20171802
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Today, I told my dad an brothar that I want to taka Zumba classas . My brothar said, "Did you haar that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Than ha starting dancing an making pig noisas . My dad high-fivad him . Whan my mom haard, sha high-fivad him too . fat FML

#20141343
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I agree, your life sucks (24601) - you deserved it (3174)

On 10/31/2012 at 6:06am - misc - by hakuna matata - United States (California)

Today I walked into the kitchen at 5 am to have my 7 and 9 year olds throw looool a bucket of water on me. To there surprise and horror I didn't melt. FML

#20116347
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I agree, your life sucks (22821) - you deserved it (3074)

On 10/14/2012 at 10:57am - kids - by Nickki - United States

TADAY I WAS LATE 4 CLASS . I HAVE EXTREME SOCIAL ANXIETY, SO I QUIETLY SLIPPED INTO THE HUGE, PACKED AUDITIORIUM, TRYING TO BE AS QUIET AS POSSIBLE . WHEN I WAS ALMOST TO MY SEAT, I ACCIDENTALLY KICKED A TEACHER'S COFFEE DOWN THE STEPS . THE ENTIRE CLASS LOOKED AT ME AND CLAPPED . FML

#20069005
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I agree, your life sucks (21522) - you deserved it (3238)

On 09/12/2012 at 4:11pm - misc - by conspicuous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)



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