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  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1151
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jgwyh : - Snapchat: roflburger
- From the land down under
- Vegemite enthusiast
- Kangaroo rider

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Fucked!<b>purplepurplelove</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 12:07pm<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 2:10pm<b>NineeCat</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 7:09am<b>babeybazooka</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 9:27pm<b>sextext</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 8:22pm<b>Rebekha04</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 8:43pm<b>bekkylove22</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 5:53am<b>rareawesomeness</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 7:18am<b>0_Ashley_0</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 8:42pm<b>styles829</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 4:06am<b>purplehair</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 1:41pm<b>flyingmind</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 1:20pm<b>HarryHirsch</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 8:05am<b>jessie85678</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 6:33am<b>mzshannababy</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 4:32pm<b>wheresmymary</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 3:48am<b>Melodyrain</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 10:09am<b>Morticia_Addams</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 3:27pm

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jgwyh's favorite FMLs

Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML

#21415171
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27035) - you deserved it (11202)

On 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML

#21332250
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27348) - you deserved it (4121)

On 01/06/2015 at 8:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I went to a market. I saw stall which had mainly animal furs and things like that. I found a rounded, furry pen and stroked my cheek with it. Wondering what it was, being so soft and oddly shaped, I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML

#21211381
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38590) - you deserved it (18928)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:31pm - misc - by happypineapple - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML

#21192717
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22438) - you deserved it (58054)

On 06/29/2014 at 4:37pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML

#21166627
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54226) - you deserved it (7082)

On 06/07/2014 at 11:22pm - misc - by Un1ucky (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that if I'm not home and my roommates have girls over, my room is the designated "fart room". FML

#21151774
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43903) - you deserved it (4318)

On 05/25/2014 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mom stopped playing badminton with me because she claimed I was too aggressive. Apparently winning, playing by the rules, and smashing is considered aggressive. FML

#21100568
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32151) - you deserved it (7717)

On 03/30/2014 at 10:44pm - misc - by moms a baby - United States (California)

Today, I was telling my friends about a date I had recently that went badly, because the guy turned out to be a moron. I said the last straw was when I used the word "decipher" and was met with a blank stare. I was then met with more blank stares. FML

#21090611
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39651) - you deserved it (6604)

On 03/19/2014 at 2:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML

#21054738
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55795) - you deserved it (6342)

On 02/08/2014 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by O_o - United States (California)

Today, my team suffered a humiliating loss against our biggest rivals. My family was pretty supportive, though, but only because they'd taken bets against me from the start. FML

#21047385
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37416) - you deserved it (3666)

On 02/01/2014 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML

#21044260
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56331) - you deserved it (17897)

On 01/29/2014 at 4:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wrexham)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML

#21042109
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47030) - you deserved it (10739)

On 01/27/2014 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds away from coming, my dad loudly knocked on the door and demanded to know how much longer I was going to take. Probably another 3 months now, dad. FML

#21039460
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53867) - you deserved it (9054)

On 01/25/2014 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by sally - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband decided to put different condiments on my body to make our sex better. I was thinking whipped cream; he was feeling ketchup. FML

#21039277
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51836) - you deserved it (5868)

On 01/25/2014 at 7:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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