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  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 February 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 640
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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jgwyh's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a market. I saw stall which had mainly animal furs and things like that. I found a rounded, furry pen and stroked my cheek with it. Wondering what it was, being so soft and oddly shaped, I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML

#21211381
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36215) - you deserved it (17579)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:31pm - misc - by happypineapple - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML

#21192717
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21268) - you deserved it (55033)

On 06/29/2014 at 4:37pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML

#21166627
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51636) - you deserved it (6773)

On 06/07/2014 at 11:22pm - misc - by Un1ucky (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that if I'm not home and my roommates have girls over, my room is the designated "fart room". FML

#21151774
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41629) - you deserved it (4115)

On 05/25/2014 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mom stopped playing badminton with me because she claimed I was too aggressive. Apparently winning, playing by the rules, and smashing is considered aggressive. FML

#21100568
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29926) - you deserved it (7323)

On 03/30/2014 at 10:44pm - misc - by moms a baby - United States (California)

Today, I was telling my friends about a date I had recently that went badly, because the guy turned out to be a moron. I said the last straw was when I used the word "decipher" and was met with a blank stare. I was then met with more blank stares. FML

#21090611
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37802) - you deserved it (6355)

On 03/19/2014 at 2:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML

#21054738
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52763) - you deserved it (5994)

On 02/08/2014 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by O_o - United States (California)

Today, my team suffered a humiliating loss against our biggest rivals. My family was pretty supportive, though, but only because they'd taken bets against me from the start. FML

#21047385
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36250) - you deserved it (3553)

On 02/01/2014 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML

#21044260
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51981) - you deserved it (16559)

On 01/29/2014 at 4:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wrexham)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML

#21042109
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44922) - you deserved it (10160)

On 01/27/2014 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds away from coming, my dad loudly knocked on the door and demanded to know how much longer I was going to take. Probably another 3 months now, dad. FML

#21039460
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49425) - you deserved it (8408)

On 01/25/2014 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by sally - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband decided to put different condiments on my body to make our sex better. I was thinking whipped cream; he was feeling ketchup. FML

#21039277
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51443) - you deserved it (5822)

On 01/25/2014 at 7:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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