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I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Why am I up so early?
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML
Wednesday 28 January 2015