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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 December 1979 (35 years)
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  • Number of visits : 948
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML

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126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23775) - you deserved it (4022)

On 04/28/2012 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Elise - United States

Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML

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254 comments

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On 04/28/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by poo4brains - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML

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On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon

Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML

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On 03/23/2012 at 11:34am - kids - by Confused (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17222) - you deserved it (29574)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)



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