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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 December 1979 (35 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1074
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Taday mah crush was giving me a ride home. As we pulled up to mah house , he looked into mah eyes with a sweet smile and said the words every girl wants to hear - ( Do you give head? ) FML

#21339980
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36902) - you deserved it (5859)

On 01/19/2015 at 12:35am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally finished a drawing that someone had asked and said they would pay me for. I worked on it 4 multiple hours and was very proud of it. When it cummed to discussing payment, I asked wat his best offer was. A pack of cigarettes. FML

#21161435
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39538) - you deserved it (7981)

On 06/03/2014 at 7:56am - money - by xerrika - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah girlfriend textd me, telling me to come home quickly, because she had a ( surprise ) waiting fir me. I convincd mah boss to let me go home, an rushd out. Turns out the ( surprise ) was just that she'd bought herself a pet bunny. FML

#21099355
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38223) - you deserved it (6589)

On 03/29/2014 at 1:03pm - animals - by Galaxy (man) - Belgium (Limburg)

Today, My New Neighbor Asked If I Could Keep My Dog From Yapping During The Evenings, Cuz It Kept Him Awake Last Night. I Don't Have A Dog, But I Apologized Anyway. I Didn't Have The Heret To Admit That Those Are The Sound My Girlfriend Makes During Sex. FML

#21023843
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49234) - you deserved it (7605)

On 01/10/2014 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by lukas (man) - Canada (Ontario)

I discoverd mah mom has been using mah credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML

#20995385
107 comments

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On 12/17/2013 at 12:02am - money - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Taday I took an exam in order to apply 4 a graduate program I want to get into. Last night my boyfriend decidd it was a good time to break up with me out of the blue. I broke down three times in the middle of the test an I just barely faild it. FML

#20980454
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42889) - you deserved it (5434)

On 12/04/2013 at 1:39pm - love - by heartbroken - United States (West Virginia)

Today , I realizd I ned to start hitting looool the gym , when my boyfriend actually utilizd my love handles during sex. FML

Today, mah 17-year-old son hacked off the legs of his bed with a saw. His explanation? "The bed looks cooler closer to the floor." real FML

#20870098
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39039) - you deserved it (4640) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/06/2013 at 7:56am - kids - by Anonyme - France (Basse-Normandie)

Taday I found out that if I say "make a sandwich", it doesn't matter what context it's in, or whether it's a command or just me describing my day; I'll be yelled at anyway by my hipster roommate for being a "sexist cunt", then end up apologizing just to get her to shut up. FML

#20868968
103 comments

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On 09/05/2013 at 3:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, wa want boating with friands!! For soma raason tha bottom of our tuba daflatad, causing ma to ba bouncad roughly up an down on tha watar!! As a rasult, I had tha most intansa orgasm of my antra lifa,hila sitting 2 inchas away from my dad's friand!! Ha dafinitaly noticad!! FML

#20862305
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56552) - you deserved it (6019)

On 08/31/2013 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by SplishSplash (woman) - United States

my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue mah family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML

TODAY, I REALISED THAT I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO SUCCESSFULLY COOK A MEAL OUTSIDE OF WORLD OF WARCRAFT. FML

#20841839
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23961) - you deserved it (36358)

On 08/17/2013 at 3:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Thailand (Nonthaburi)

Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen . I was freaked out, but I followed him in . There was nobody in the room . I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house .

#20841635
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54983) - you deserved it (4593)

On 08/17/2013 at 12:27pm - misc - by fsfs (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once twice. FML

Today , I cummd home a little earlier than usual , only to walk in on mah dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from mah mom's mouth. FML

#20822450
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51043) - you deserved it (4851)

On 08/05/2013 at 5:42pm - misc - by NO NO NO (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)



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