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jgilmanx13
  • Town/Country : Pittsburgh, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 39
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About jgilmanx13 : 20 years old, engaged to a lovely lady

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Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML

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93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46405) - you deserved it (8846)

On 04/15/2013 at 5:09am - intimacy - by JRLJLS (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a friend "dump" me over Facebook. She apparently thought we were dating. I'm a gay man who's lived with his partner for 5 years. She says I have commitment issues. FML

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On 04/10/2013 at 6:17pm - love - by drama king? (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

#20541635
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On 03/13/2013 at 12:57am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I moved back to my home town. My best friend and I had arranged to rent a house together that we both liked. I finished my last day at work and made the three-hour drive, only for her to break down and tell me that she isn't "ready" to move out of her parents' basement. She's 25. FML

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On 03/12/2013 at 2:35pm - misc - by Hopelesshomeless (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was fired from my job for breaking my company's tattoo policy. I have a small scar on my wrist that roughly resembles a heart. My boss insists that it's one of those white ink tattoos. No one will believe me. FML

#20534364
129 comments

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On 03/07/2013 at 3:17am - work - by crap - United States

Today, I seriously considered labelling myself as 'in a relationship' on Facebook, even though I haven't been in one since '92, so I can hide just how desperate I am. FML

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On 03/15/2010 at 4:11am - love - by MrsRockyHorror (woman) - United States (Vermont)



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