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jgilmanx13

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jgilmanx13

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jgilmanx13
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  • Number of visits : 1027
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About jgilmanx13 : Carpenter by trade and avid hunter and angler! love to spend my weekends in the mountains or on my motorcycle!

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Today, I was at a wedding reception with loud music. A guy told me that his sister couldn't be there because she "went home to be with her boy." I said, "That's too bad, she's missing a great party." He paused and repeated, "She went home to be with her LORD." FML

#21100696
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36242) - you deserved it (4611)

On 03/31/2014 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my sister came out of her room sobbing uncontrollably. When I asked what was wrong, she put her fingers in my face and asked if they smelled like pickles, and if "that's normal for girls". They did. It's not. FML

#20880468
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45898) - you deserved it (3457)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:42am - health - by Carebeareatu (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML

#20781742
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63055) - you deserved it (13239)

On 07/14/2013 at 6:41am - intimacy - by mile high clubber - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML

#20592968
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62154) - you deserved it (11252)

On 04/15/2013 at 5:09am - intimacy - by JRLJLS (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a friend "dump" me over Facebook. She apparently thought we were dating. I'm a gay man who's lived with his partner for 5 years. She says I have commitment issues. FML

#20583902
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51358) - you deserved it (5795)

On 04/10/2013 at 6:17pm - love - by drama king? (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

#20541635
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45844) - you deserved it (16939)

On 03/13/2013 at 12:57am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I moved back to my home town. My best friend and I had arranged to rent a house together that we both liked. I finished my last day at work and made the three-hour drive, only for her to break down and tell me that she isn't "ready" to move out of her parents' basement. She's 25. FML

#20540831
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34164) - you deserved it (2753)

On 03/12/2013 at 2:35pm - misc - by Hopelesshomeless (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was fired from my job for breaking my company's tattoo policy. I have a small scar on my wrist that roughly resembles a heart. My boss insists that it's one of those white ink tattoos. No one will believe me. FML

#20534364
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41068) - you deserved it (2475)

On 03/07/2013 at 3:17am - work - by crap - United States

Today, I seriously considered labelling myself as 'in a relationship' on Facebook, even though I haven't been in one since '92, so I can hide just how desperate I am. FML

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161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28573) - you deserved it (7406)

On 03/15/2010 at 4:11am - love - by MrsRockyHorror (woman) - United States (Vermont)



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