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Today, I saw a major accident then stopped to help the drivers. I was on my way to a rest stop to use the bathroom so as we were waiting for police I went into the woods and I come out to the police arresting me for public urination. One of the drivers said I was "using the woods for a bathroom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40467) - you deserved it (3946)

On 07/06/2009 at 3:34pm - misc - by JMU (man) - United States (New York)

Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML

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On 07/06/2009 at 3:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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