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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 95
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About jfh78rpm : Drowning in a sea of pity and despair. Save me.

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Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35516) - you deserved it (4220)

On 01/28/2011 at 11:10pm - health - by Mervin22 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was at a band practice. The band was talking to each other with language like "cadence", "resolution" and "consecutive fifths". When they spoke to me, they used terms like "tick", "bong", "ticky bong"; and "bongy tick". Musically, I feel like a baboon. FML

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On 01/09/2010 at 8:48am - misc - by Fredgruff (man) - United Kingdom (London)



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