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Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on she starts telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stops and says « Actually I don’t know why I’m telling you this, after all you don’t have a boyfriend! » and walks away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47345) - you deserved it (4255)

On 11/09/2008 at 2:43am - intimacy - by Enko - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22071) - you deserved it (102665)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -



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