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jfb420
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 247
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jfb420 : New to the site. Say hi if you want. Ask any questions I'm open like a book. If not have a great day and thanks for stop by and having a look

Let's see a little bit about me. I love politics, being a bit of a nerd, jack johnson, macklemore, football (so pissed the broncos lost), college basketball, there's more but ask away if you want.

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Today, my dad was helping me move my stuff out. I'd asked my boyfriend to deal with my sex toys and lingerie, but still my dad showed up later at my new place, handed me a box full of them all, and simply said, "I don't want to know." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19016) - you deserved it (33618)

On 01/12/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by nean83 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47707) - you deserved it (4600)

On 01/09/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by kk - United States

Today, I discovered after 11 months, my girlfriend is finally ready to have sex. I discovered this by walking in on her and one of my friends. FML

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143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50227) - you deserved it (3008)

On 01/08/2013 at 2:56pm - love - by finallyready (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I went to bed with a bra on. I woke up with no bra on. My brother had a friend sleep over last night. I wonder where my bra went. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32061) - you deserved it (3398)

On 12/31/2012 at 3:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

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On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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