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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 September 1996 (18 years)
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Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

#21432533
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31309) - you deserved it (2151)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML

#21428778
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20404) - you deserved it (12407)

On 06/19/2015 at 9:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46552) - you deserved it (4939)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

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295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25239) - you deserved it (53119)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States



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