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jezuzfreak96
  • Town/Country : Frederick, USofA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 September 1986 (27 years)
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Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43041) - you deserved it (4651)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21575) - you deserved it (48286)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21575) - you deserved it (48286)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States



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