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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 September 1996 (19 years)
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Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML


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On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML


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On 06/19/2015 at 9:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML


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Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML


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On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

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