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Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (365924) - you deserved it (41138)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today... to remind myself to write a check fir speech and debate team (Lynbrook Speech and Debate)... I wrote "LSD money" on the back of hand. The Vice Principal saw it... dragged me to the office... and called parents. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48335) - you deserved it (13881)

On 03/04/2009 at 2:05am - money - by gonkc (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to mah parents about feeling insecure with mah "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer an closer . My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit . People will try to roll you back into the ocean" . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48286) - you deserved it (7845)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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