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Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML
Today... to remind myself to write a check fir speech and debate team (Lynbrook Speech and Debate)... I wrote "LSD money" on the back of hand. The Vice Principal saw it... dragged me to the office... and called parents. FML
Today, I was talking to mah parents about feeling insecure with mah "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer an closer . My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit . People will try to roll you back into the ocean" . FML
Friday 27 March 2015