This member hasn't filled in their description.
jewels27's FML badges
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
jewels27's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 03/22/2013 at 7:21pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by sickness and health my sphincter / 03/22/2013 at 5:53pm / Singapore / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML
by wowthanksworld / 03/22/2013 at 11:42am / United States / Transportation
by XoxoChula / 03/22/2013 at 1:41am / United States / Miscellaneous
by ldn / 03/21/2013 at 1:54pm / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Intimacy
by Tired / 03/20/2013 at 4:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Why son, why? / 03/20/2013 at 7:07am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML
by fredo / 03/19/2013 at 8:31am / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy
Today, my department found out that we're getting a new supervisor for the third time this month. I joked about how we're like "the foster kid nobody wants." One of my coworkers burst into tears and ran off. I later found out that she had been a foster child and never once had a stable home. FML
by Luke / 03/19/2013 at 5:59am / United States (New York) / Work
by inconnue / 03/18/2013 at 6:34pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Love
by thisentiretime... / 03/18/2013 at 4:30pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
Today, I woke up with a giant red rash all over my face, so puffed up that I could hardly open my eyes. The doctor said it was probably from some of the compounds found in most makeup. I'm just getting into theatre and have auditions coming up. FML
by Anonymous / 03/18/2013 at 2:42pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
by chickenmcnuggetgirl / 03/18/2013 at 2:10pm / Ireland (Meath) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that from now on during sex, I have to be on top at all times, saying I need the exercise more than him. As offensive as this was, I was actually happy because he's crap on top. FML
by Ann / 03/18/2013 at 10:36am / United States / Intimacy
by hejdixjeln / 03/17/2013 at 6:25am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
- Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, I was in a taxi in Mexico. The driver got fed up with the traffic and decided to cross the…