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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML


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On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML


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On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML


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On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML


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On 02/01/2009 at 2:01pm - love - by someonevexed - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML


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On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML


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