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by nicole / 09/22/2011 at 6:31am / Reserved / Love
by mannydanny / 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
by RainCl0ud / 08/27/2011 at 2:08am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML
by Anonymous / 08/13/2011 at 3:12pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by pizzaface / 08/09/2011 at 1:35pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while watching tv at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realizes she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML
by cargaljen / 08/07/2011 at 1:29am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by nomorecookies / 08/06/2011 at 1:53am / United States (Missouri) / Transportation
Today, the woman I'm training at work asked, while staring intently at the keyboard, "now, which one of these buttons is the space-bar again?" She is 80 years old, types about 1 word per minute, and I have just one week to get her completely trained. FML
by jhftrainer23 / 08/05/2011 at 10:42am / United States (Iowa) / Work
by bridetobe / 07/22/2011 at 12:23am / United States (Vermont) / Love
by growlr / 07/20/2011 at 5:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/27/2011 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/25/2011 at 4:39pm / Switzerland (Vaud) / Miscellaneous
by suxx / 06/25/2011 at 4:39am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/12/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband and I had just got over a big argument, and I asked him to cut me some cucumbers for my eyes to help me relax. I was laying down, eyed closed, and he set them on my eyes. They weren't cucumbers, they were lemons. FML
- Today, I went in for an appointment with my therapist. When she saw me, she gasped, "Are you okay?… Today, my new guy friend told me that he is madly in love with me. When I suggested "let's give it… Today, I'm sick. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't leaving for college in three days, and…