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by nicole / 09/22/2011 at 6:31am / Reserved / Love
by mannydanny / 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
by RainCl0ud / 08/27/2011 at 2:08am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML
by Anonymous / 08/13/2011 at 3:12pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by pizzaface / 08/09/2011 at 1:35pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while watching tv at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realizes she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML
by cargaljen / 08/07/2011 at 1:29am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by nomorecookies / 08/06/2011 at 1:53am / United States (Missouri) / Transportation
Today, the woman I'm training at work asked, while staring intently at the keyboard, "now, which one of these buttons is the space-bar again?" She is 80 years old, types about 1 word per minute, and I have just one week to get her completely trained. FML
by jhftrainer23 / 08/05/2011 at 10:42am / United States (Iowa) / Work
by bridetobe / 07/22/2011 at 12:23am / United States (Vermont) / Love
by growlr / 07/20/2011 at 5:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/27/2011 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/25/2011 at 4:39pm / Switzerland (Vaud) / Miscellaneous
by suxx / 06/25/2011 at 4:39am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/12/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband and I had just got over a big argument, and I asked him to cut me some cucumbers for my eyes to help me relax. I was laying down, eyed closed, and he set them on my eyes. They weren't cucumbers, they were lemons. FML
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…