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Today, I paid for someone else's pee so that I could pass my drug test. I didn't pass the drug test. FML

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220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8044) - you deserved it (62114)

On 04/24/2012 at 4:29am - work - by xharmonyx - United States

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

#19482788
281 comments

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On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML

Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML

#19428378
181 comments

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On 04/08/2012 at 6:37am - intimacy - by Jordan - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

#19335521
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On 03/23/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by justgreat - United States (Florida)

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML

#19293540
142 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML

#19159270
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On 02/25/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by badmom (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML

#19071963
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On 02/14/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by makeupsex (woman) - Canada

Today, it's "family fun night." We're pulling weeds. FML

#18894486
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On 01/23/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by Suzie Leone (woman) - United States

Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking where I was and how worried they are. I was in my room, they didn't even notice me walk in. FML

#18742871
114 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 2:24am - misc - by musicislife1337 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

#18685700
263 comments

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On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML

#18573641
140 comments

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On 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm - animals - by kaipodable - United States (California)

Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML

#18551023
143 comments

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On 12/19/2011 at 2:55am - intimacy - by mo (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

#18093581
72 comments

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On 10/28/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML

#17977138
97 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 7:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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