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by Anonymous / 04/29/2013 at 12:09pm / Netherlands / Miscellaneous
by shameless / 04/28/2013 at 6:24pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
by wtfisgoingon / 04/28/2013 at 6:30am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother and I saw a stall selling colourful treats at the shopping centre. Some were placed on small dishes, so we thought we'd sample their goods. Turns out that the colourful goodies that we'd bit into were very creative pieces of soap. FML
by Anonymous / 04/23/2013 at 11:49am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered why my boss kept on scheduling me to work doubles almost every day. It wasn't because she knew I needed the extra money; she was hoping that my boyfriend would break up with me because I'm never home, and date her instead. It worked. FML
by mybossisanass / 04/23/2013 at 4:17am / United States / Love
by KyngJulian / 04/22/2013 at 10:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by LesbianHonest / 04/22/2013 at 3:52pm / Canada / Intimacy
Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML
by Anonymous / 04/22/2013 at 2:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, after a few weeks of my friends pestering me to spend time with a mutual friend, I realized we had a lot in common. We both love shoes, peanut butter, and it appears that my boyfriend of three years is her boyfriend of four years. FML
by Stupid / 04/22/2013 at 2:58am / United States (Idaho) / Love
by gamerguru13 / 04/21/2013 at 8:26am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by dentedmercedes / 04/20/2013 at 9:43am / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
by reyoflight / 04/19/2013 at 6:04pm / Brazil (Rio de Janeiro) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/19/2013 at 2:28pm / United States / Love
by s0m3guy2010 / 04/18/2013 at 8:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Aberrombie Blue / 04/18/2013 at 7:01pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
- Today, I decided to sink low enough to sign up for one of those 'get paid for taking a survey site'… Today, I had 45 minutes spare between appointments to do some work at the office. I needed to print… Today, I'm sick. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't leaving for college in three days, and…