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by bacon lovers worst nightmare / 09/26/2012 at 2:57am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/12/2012 at 8:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/05/2012 at 10:02pm / United States / Work
by lonely. / 08/15/2012 at 12:46pm / United States (New York) / Love
by blakeintheoffice / 08/08/2012 at 9:53am / United States / Work
by FMLMom / 08/08/2012 at 4:02am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I came out to my parents. I don't really fit any stereotype, I'm just an average guy who happens to be into guys. Ten minutes later, I overheard my mother say to my step-dad, "Should we redecorate his room pink?" FML
by ohai95 / 08/07/2012 at 8:11pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/25/2012 at 6:54am / United States (California) / Kids
by goincrazy / 07/16/2012 at 4:12am / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/08/2012 at 1:18am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML
by BunniesOnAcid / 07/03/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a big family reunion at my aunt's place. Before dinner, I went outside in the garden for a smoke. Through the kitchen window, I saw my cousin spit in the soup. Twice. My aunt patted his back and continued stirring. FML
by eww / 06/13/2012 at 2:13am / Austria (Wien) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/30/2012 at 6:35pm / Italy (Lombardia) / Love
Today, I noticed a little white ball in the corner of my bedroom ceiling. I guess it had been there for a while already, but the teeming mass of baby spiders crawling out made it a lot more conspicuous. FML
by aliqi / 05/12/2012 at 4:48pm / United States / Animals
by xharmonyx / 04/24/2012 at 4:29am / United States / Work
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…