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by marisa / 01/04/2013 at 7:31pm / Ireland (Carlow) / Love
by Emily / 01/03/2013 at 1:42am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I overheard my mother telling my sister that she expects my marriage to fall apart any day now. Apparently, I have no concept of what "marriage" really means. My husband and I just celebrated our 7th anniversary, while my mother is planning her 5th wedding. FML
by alynna007 / 01/02/2013 at 5:31am / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML
by Anonymous / 01/01/2013 at 4:33pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by _The__Doctor_ / 12/31/2012 at 5:44pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by melas303 / 12/29/2012 at 7:22pm / United States / Love
by kmtranter / 12/28/2012 at 6:40am / United Kingdom (Brent) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/27/2012 at 11:31pm / United States / Love
by well, i am now / 12/27/2012 at 7:24pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
by geewhy / 12/26/2012 at 4:20pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/25/2012 at 11:56pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML
by valnaj1 / 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm / Denmark (Syddanmark) / Intimacy
by selfishsexysanta / 12/24/2012 at 1:06pm / United States / Intimacy
by Saradee / 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Kasey Eames / 12/23/2012 at 1:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…