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by Anonymous / 01/27/2013 at 5:44pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/27/2013 at 6:10am / United States (Colorado) / Health
by pdub523 / 01/27/2013 at 12:57am / United States (Texas) / Love
by LucidNightmare / 01/27/2013 at 12:38am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Lauren324 / 01/26/2013 at 2:18am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, my mom barged into my room at three in the morning, demanding to know where I'd been. I'd been in my room sleeping since ten o'clock. In that time she had called the police, all of my friends, and my ex-boyfriend, asking if I was with them. FML
by Sarah / 01/26/2013 at 12:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
by swollenpenis / 01/25/2013 at 1:11am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by ohokay / 01/23/2013 at 9:59pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/23/2013 at 8:44pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was upset because my brother, who I'm very close to, didn't call me for my birthday yesterday. I told my mom about it, and we both immediately went silent on the phone, as we both realized she forgot to call me yesterday as well. FML
by birthday_loser / 01/23/2013 at 2:33pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by TheLastSerenade / 01/23/2013 at 3:33am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML
by milkshake / 01/22/2013 at 7:29pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum". I'm only 26 years old and had never seen this boy in my life. FML
by Female / 01/22/2013 at 6:16pm / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
by dani0810 / 01/22/2013 at 6:39am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by deflower / 01/22/2013 at 3:09am / United States (California) / Love
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…