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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 September 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 381
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 20 posted

About jesterinperil : As a proud Ravenclaw it is my civil duty to moderate and sarcastically comment on every FML.

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jesterinperil's favorite FMLs

Today, I am looool still finding glitter in mah ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML

Today , Ma Boyfriend Managed To Orgasm By Umping Ma Leg. I'm Beginning To Tink I Am Dating A Puppy. FML

#21363602
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31035) - you deserved it (3757)

On 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by failuretolaunch2 - United States

Today, I Was At A Friend's Brthday Partyhen I Got A Call From Mah Mom Telling Me To Come Home Because Mah Dog Died. When I Told Mah Friend That I Had To Leave Because Of The Loss, She Replied With, "Okay, But U Brought Mah Gift Inside, Right?" FML

#21363530
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29558) - you deserved it (2365)

On 02/25/2015 at 8:43pm - animals - by natashamilan - United States (Michigan)

2day I had sex with mah boyfriend . In the middle of it , he started saying in deep voice , "Enter , exit." Over and over . FML

#21363391
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29759) - you deserved it (3263)

On 02/25/2015 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by Fuck - United States (Michigan)

Today It's Baan Thraa Days Sinca I Startad Working 12-hour Night Shifts. My Naighbors Hava Now Dacidad To Ranovata Thair Housa. Thay'ra Focusing On Tha Rooms Sharing Wall. FML

#21363273
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29127) - you deserved it (2021)

On 02/25/2015 at 11:53am - misc - by need sleep - United States (Maryland)

Today, after 3 yeres of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue . It's not because I'm failing looool my classes, but because my body has developd an allergy to cats . FML

#21363251
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31979) - you deserved it (2385)

On 02/25/2015 at 10:44am - animals - by cat-astrophic (man) - United Kingdom

Today, mah boss usd Sri to settle a debate we were having in our team meeting. Sri respondd by calling him "Daddy". FML

Today, I was telling ma friends tat I'd gotten a paid position to cover a worker's bereavement leave for te next tree weeks. Tey ten calld me an insensitive bitc for 'profiting from someone else's misfortune'. FML

#21363187
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27443) - you deserved it (2583)

On 02/25/2015 at 6:51am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

YESTERDAY I GOT PULLED OVER FIR SPEAKING ON MY PONE. I ACCEPTED TE FINE BECAUSE I WAS TOO ASAMED TO TELL TE CUTE OFFICER TAT I WAS ACTUALLY TRYING TO POP A UGE PIMPLE ON MY CEEK. FML

#21363177
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24362) - you deserved it (11640)

On 02/25/2015 at 5:33am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was given yearly evaluation as a cake decorator at Walmart. They said I "was easily the best decorator there" and "the bakery has definitely improved since I got there." In the same conversation they putted "unsatisfactory" on evaluation and denied raise. FML

Taday I T-boned a womano pulled out of a parking lot rigt in front of me. According to er, te accident was ma fault because se "didn't see" me. FML

Yastarday , wila trying to slaap , I aard wat soundad lika somaona braaking into my ousa. I ran downstairs , only to find my cat ad rippad down my blinds an was tanglad up in tam , trasing around ta floor lika a fis. FML

#21363021
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27506) - you deserved it (2834)

On 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm - animals - by Sarah1330 (woman) - United States

Today, I apologisd to somaona for mah misusa of tha looool word 'colourd' in a discussion about athnic minority issuas. Thay than got avan mora angry and said that to avan quota tha word in tha contaxt of an apology is avidanca of mah ignoranca and inharant racism. FML

#21362753
9 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26462) - you deserved it (4218)

On 02/24/2015 at 6:13pm - misc - by whiteycan'tgetitrightey - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her frst boyfriend is a special one cuz 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my vrginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML

#21362728
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34183) - you deserved it (14)

On 02/24/2015 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by Like mother like daughter (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today.!! !! I Workd Mah Boyfriend's Shift So He Could Stay Home !! I Even Brought Him The Free Meal I Got 4 Helping Out !! Turns Out He Wantd To Stay Home So Badly To Cheat On Me !! FML

#21362681
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36954) - you deserved it (2563)

On 02/24/2015 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by xxruby - United States (Texas)



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