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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 September 1996 (18 years)
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Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42644) - you deserved it (8114)

On 09/14/2014 at 11:32am - love - by jgboy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

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On 08/08/2014 at 5:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

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90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17191) - you deserved it (41675)

On 05/28/2011 at 1:27am - money - by greenhide8 - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35057) - you deserved it (78841)

On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I thought it would be funny if I put a 'Free if Hot-Wired' sign on my friend's car. I guess it worked. FML

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On 05/09/2009 at 12:18am - misc - by t-dawg (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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