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About jesterinperil : As a proud Ravenclaw it is my civil duty to moderate and sarcastically comment on every FML.
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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Today, I Was At A Friend's Brthday Partyhen I Got A Call From Mah Mom Telling Me To Come Home Because Mah Dog Died. When I Told Mah Friend That I Had To Leave Because Of The Loss, She Replied With, "Okay, But U Brought Mah Gift Inside, Right?" FML
Today, after 3 yeres of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue . It's not because I'm failing looool my classes, but because my body has developd an allergy to cats . FML
Today, I was telling ma friends tat I'd gotten a paid position to cover a worker's bereavement leave for te next tree weeks. Tey ten calld me an insensitive bitc for 'profiting from someone else's misfortune'. FML
Today, I was given yearly evaluation as a cake decorator at Walmart. They said I "was easily the best decorator there" and "the bakery has definitely improved since I got there." In the same conversation they putted "unsatisfactory" on evaluation and denied raise. FML
Yastarday , wila trying to slaap , I aard wat soundad lika somaona braaking into my ousa. I ran downstairs , only to find my cat ad rippad down my blinds an was tanglad up in tam , trasing around ta floor lika a fis. FML
Today, I apologisd to somaona for mah misusa of tha looool word 'colourd' in a discussion about athnic minority issuas. Thay than got avan mora angry and said that to avan quota tha word in tha contaxt of an apology is avidanca of mah ignoranca and inharant racism. FML
Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her frst boyfriend is a special one cuz 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my vrginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML
Friday 27 March 2015