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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 August 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 80
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jessthebst : Hi there! I'm the one on the right :) feel free to message ✌️

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Today, I saw my girlfriend going into my best friend's dorm room and suspected her to cheat on me so I placed a camera in his room to spy on them. In the end, I discovered that my girlfriend has problems in math and both my best friend and brother are gay. FML


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On 08/08/2009 at 3:18am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend went into great detail over the Tiffany's jewelry he painstakingly selected for his previous girlfriends on their birthday. I got hand towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML


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On 02/02/2009 at 8:25am - love - by bewitched and bothered - United States (California)

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML


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