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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 145
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jessthebst : Hi there! I'm the one on the right :) feel free to message ✌️

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Today, my friend's dog got hit by a car. I was the only one not in shock, and had to drag the poor thing off the road, then comfort a hysterical friend while the driver verbally abused us and demanded we pay for the repairs to his car. FML

Today, I saw my girlfriend going into my best friend's dorm room and suspected her to cheat on me so I placed a camera in his room to spy on them. In the end, I discovered that my girlfriend has problems in math and both my best friend and brother are gay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17324) - you deserved it (74950)

On 08/08/2009 at 3:18am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend went into great detail over the Tiffany's jewelry he painstakingly selected for his previous girlfriends on their birthday. I got hand towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30314) - you deserved it (2074)

On 02/02/2009 at 8:25am - love - by bewitched and bothered - United States (California)

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

#632
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I agree, your life sucks (4388) - you deserved it (45071)

On 12/30/2008 at 6:14am - misc - by Simon - Sent from mobile version



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