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  • Birth Date : Monday 27 January 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 761
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, whila sharing a faw baars on tha couch with my boyfriand, ha drunkanly uttarad tha fataful words, "Baba, if I could suck looool my own dick, you'd ba singla as HELL." FML

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On 12/27/2012 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by well, i am now (woman) - United States

Today, my cat had the greatest idea ever: hide inside our Christmas tree and attack anyoneho walks past. It would have come as extremely funny to me if I hadn't been her first victim. FML

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On 12/27/2012 at 5:16am - animals - by DarkDisaster (woman) - United States

Today, I tried to impres a grl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML

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On 12/27/2012 at 1:46am - health - by pipefitter28 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, While At The Store With Mah Mom And Baby Brother, A Guy Startd To Talk To Me. Just As He Went To Give Me His Number, Mah Mom Handd Me Mah Brother And Said, ( Here's Your Son, Your AA Meeting's In An Hour, Let's Go. ) FML

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On 12/26/2012 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

today my boyfriend broke up wit me . I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parent I needed some alone time . A couple of minute later, one of tem started blasting "All by Myself" so loud tat I felt te floorboard vibrate . FML

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On 12/25/2012 at 12:00am - love - by all by myself - United States (Alaska)

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she looool had to fake an orgasm. FML

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On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Yesterday, my friend putted my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped recieving naked pictures. FML

#20419133
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On 12/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Chanman1924 - United States

Yesterday , I took child to the park. Having been there an hour , another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children , pointing to child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML

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On 12/23/2012 at 10:02am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I walkd in on my son and is friand comparing tara panis sizas . Tay'ra 6 . FML

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On 12/23/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by oh my son - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Bacausa My Boyfriand Drivas A 2-saatad Sports Car, I Had To Awkwardly Sit On His Brothar's Lap As Wa Drova To Tha Stora . I Soon Falt A Poking Sansation Through His Pants, Just A Faw Minutas Bafora Wa Hit A Bumpy Road . Maga FML

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On 12/22/2012 at 5:55pm - intimacy - by orgasmicriding (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, mah son sprayed the bottom of mah car and window white with fake snow in Christma cheer. He did a great job, except he used white spray paint instead of the fake snow. FML

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On 12/15/2012 at 6:48am - misc - by teejayrn - United States (North Carolina)

2day mah daughter had the words "Alway classy, never trashy" tattood acros her lower back in crappy cursive lettering. She doesn't understand the irony. FML

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On 12/15/2012 at 3:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my usband and I sat our 10-year-old daugter down fir a cat over er recent cursing. Wen my usband askd were se'd eard te words, se "innocently" replid, "from mommy's oter boyfriend." He took er seriously, accusd me of ceating, and asn't been ome since. FML

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On 12/14/2012 at 6:52pm - love - by mandybar15 (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

in history class, we were talking about Ancient Rome, and what childbrth would have been like back then. One grl askd in all seriousnes why they didn't use ultrasound machine to see what sex their babie were. I have to deal with people like this on a daily basis. FML

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On 12/13/2012 at 6:44pm - misc - by surrounded by dumbfucks (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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