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About jessika_44 : I'm Jess and I'm 16 and my Kik is jessika_44

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Today, looool mah alcoholism reachd a new lowhen I found myself sitting on the toilet drinking a bottle of wine. FML

#20888651
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20420) - you deserved it (34477)

On 09/20/2013 at 3:22am - health - by drunkenloser (woman) - United States

Today... I went to visit my overly-posh mother fir the frst time in many years. Upon arrival... she kicked me out cuz my outfit did follow the same color-scheme as her decor. FML

#20888617
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43947) - you deserved it (2996)

On 09/20/2013 at 1:52am - misc - by wat - United States (California)

Today , my husband wantd me to "spice up" our sex life !! I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth !! We won't be getting intimate again 4 a long , long time now !! FML

#20888582
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49340) - you deserved it (11072)

On 09/20/2013 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, AS I STARTED MAH CAR, I HEARD THE MOST HORRIFIC SOUNDS COMING FROM THE ENGINE. WHEN I LIFTED THE HOOD I REALIZED I'D FOUND MAH SON'S CAT. FML

2day I Was Home Alone An Heard The Kitchen Tap Turn On. Shockd , I Turnd It Off. It Continuously Kept Turning Itself On So I Set My Video Phone On It To Find Out The Cause. My Cat Has Learnt To Turn It On. I Later Found Said Cat Teaching Another. I Have Three Cats. All My Taps R Like This. FML

Today, I was at Walmart with my stapmom. Wa wara about to chack out whan a littla swaat-looking old woman cummad up and askad if sha could gat in front of us. Saaing as sha only had two itams in har hands wa said yas. Har husband than cummad up with two carts full of stuff, condoms on top. FML

today I was talking to mah husband about our favorite TV show, when he took mah face in his hands and sweetly whisperd, "You're so pretty. Why must you ruin it with words?" real FML

#20880791
102 comments

Today I had to explain to looool mah mother that faith healing will not work on plumbing. FML

Today, I was playing World of Warcraft,hen all of a sudden, I rememberd I was supposd to be at a wedding. I was 25 minute late to my own wedding. mega FML

#20880446
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22281) - you deserved it (89697)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our drection. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML

#20880120
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45423) - you deserved it (5025)

On 09/13/2013 at 8:37pm - misc - by -___- (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today , at my first day on te job , a customer treatened my life because our vending macine ad run out of Doritos. big fat FML

#20880018
64 comments

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On 09/13/2013 at 7:13pm - work - by Anonynommer (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Got Fird From Mah Volunteer Job . FML

#20879963
65 comments

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On 09/13/2013 at 6:24pm - work - by Volunteer (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I walked in on mah 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML

#20879909
118 comments

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On 09/13/2013 at 5:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them looool duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around lyk a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML

#20879220
112 comments

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On 09/13/2013 at 1:55am - work - by ellen77 - United States (California)

Today, mah car window got smashad, cuz somaona somahow confusad tha doll mah daughtar always laavas strappad into a carsaat for an actual kid. It's a cabbaga patch kid. big fat FML

#20867513
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46617) - you deserved it (3672)

On 09/04/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by mother to an ugly doll - Canada (Alberta)



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