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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 619
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jessiekush : im jessica. :P

bands i like:
autopsy, brokencyde, we came as romans
five finger death punch, escape the fate, a day to remember
hollywood undead, blood on the dance floor, blink 182
msi, devil wears prada, eminem, HIM
mcr, as i lay dying , a skylit drive, emmure
and morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee...
haha. :P.

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Today, I spent six hours driving between two airports to try and catch my flight. Two trailer accidents, two construction zones, three detours, and one police escort later, the airline wouldn't let me on the plane. FML

#15651361
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33481) - you deserved it (3100)

On 04/05/2011 at 2:13pm - money - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML

#15650058
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26990) - you deserved it (6054)

On 04/05/2011 at 11:25am - misc - by why - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at a band concert with 500 other people. The song they were performing stopped, and I loved it so much I stood up and clapped. Everyone stared, while I slowly realized the song wasn't over. FML

#15649522
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11443) - you deserved it (30885)

On 04/05/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by RedFace (woman) - United States

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

#15647820
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10796) - you deserved it (40214)

On 04/05/2011 at 3:47am - misc - by stairmaster -

Today, my dad woke me up for the second time to get me ready for school. Wanting me to prove I was really awake, he made me sit up. As soon as he left my room, I dozed off and faceplanted my nightstand. FML

#15635738
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10767) - you deserved it (39713)

On 04/04/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Username - United States (Kansas)

Today, I went up to a girl at a bus stop and started chatting her up. Her response? "Am I being robbed?" FML

#15631458
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29329) - you deserved it (6532)

On 04/04/2011 at 2:15am - misc - by Anonymous - Mozambique (Maputo)

Today, I found out the hard way that you can get carpal tunnel from masturbating. FML

#15143494
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11823) - you deserved it (37063)

On 02/27/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Nuttjacob (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML

#15133415
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44572) - you deserved it (11783)

On 02/27/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by newlywed - United States (Utah)

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

#15114672
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36062) - you deserved it (6304)

On 02/25/2011 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by unwantedlove (woman) - France

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

#15059457
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36676) - you deserved it (13220)

On 02/21/2011 at 12:01am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

#15034868
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37965) - you deserved it (7806)

On 02/19/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML

#14808267
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34386) - you deserved it (5500)

On 02/02/2011 at 4:48am - intimacy - by fml -

Today, I was walking to bed in fancy panties and a tight black tank top. My husband exclaimed, "This is the best part about being a grown up!" He was talking about the ice cream he was eating in bed. FML

#14698486
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29001) - you deserved it (4233)

On 01/24/2011 at 2:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40782) - you deserved it (26845) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30750) - you deserved it (19937) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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