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jessied0ll
  • Town/Country : Brisbane, Australia
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 January 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 217
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I told my mom that I was taking antidepressants because I hate myself. She said "That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And, you're kind of a bitch." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56578) - you deserved it (15385)

On 04/20/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he thinks about long term relationships. He said, "Our relationship is kinda like having a dog. Chances are, your dog is going to die pretty quickly, before you do. Dogs and humans just aren't meant to be together forever." He compared me to a dying dog. FML

#1123118 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (47620) - you deserved it (3521)

On 04/19/2009 at 4:49pm - love - by wvugirl (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

#1104891 (490)

I agree, your life sucks (303177) - you deserved it (14537)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was playing with my pet hamster and I decided to put it down my pants for fun. It started running around and I actually got aroused. My mom then walked into my room to see me with an erection and my pet hamster poking his head out of the hole in my boxers. FML

#878433 (735)

I agree, your life sucks (29262) - you deserved it (210187)

On 04/08/2009 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by hammylove (man) - United States (Florida)