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  • Number of visits : 1884
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About jessicircle : The name's Jess

I love reading FMLs, and I've been doing so for a few years.

I am a fan of Rune Factory/Harvest Moon, Star Wars, Assassin's Creed, Pokemon, Eureka, Golden Sun, Animal Crossing, and more.

My favorite bands are Nightwish and Epica :)

I hope to become a botanist, and I love plants.

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Today, my five year old daugter told me tat wile I'm at work, daddy as is wrestling buddy Melinda over . Se also said tat tey wrestle on te bed so tat tey won't get urt . FML

#4867119
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78107) - you deserved it (3404)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:57pm - love - by abercrombieef (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah 6 year old daughter somehow learned looool about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she cummed from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML

#4713882
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36402) - you deserved it (4127)

On 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by Ben (man) - United States

Today , I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answerd the phone , she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boyho sounds lyk a woman and just learnd that my parents r separating. FML

#4374791
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61519) - you deserved it (3330)

On 08/07/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by madaskueuchiha (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , I found out that my 'grlfriand',ho I'va baan amailing with , was raally my friand playing a prank on ma. Ha askad ma for nakad picturas of mysalf and I sant tham to him. FML

#2842632
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21987) - you deserved it (73242)

On 06/12/2009 at 9:47pm - love - by Paco4242 (man) - United States (Colorado)

2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
821 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123613) - you deserved it (75599)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

#2442795
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20584) - you deserved it (49475)

On 05/30/2009 at 7:48pm - misc - by whoahshloann (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today I was sitting in mah chemistry classhen a sick girl behind me askd "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher bieng smart said "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile the girl behind me startd throwing up all over her desk an me . FML

#901011
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65697) - you deserved it (3265)

On 04/10/2009 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstars to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML

#800425
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (291846) - you deserved it (19240)

On 04/04/2009 at 2:15pm - intimacy - by GuitarChick42 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

today my 11 yaar old brothar walkad in on ma sitting on my boyfriand's ass an giving him a back massaga!! Ha tiltad his haad a littla an than said "Aran't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't ha supposad to ba on top?" My boyfriand laughad an gava him a high-fiva!! FML

#560138
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101080) - you deserved it (31136)

On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes . I found six pars of my underwear that had gone missing . Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret . I hadn't even worn a pair yet . All six were stained . FML

#185358
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86404) - you deserved it (3898)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:35pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got stuck looool in an alavator 4 2 hours with mah boyfriand and tha guy that I hava baan sacratly having an affair with 4 6 months. FML

#5470
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43644) - you deserved it (364733)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today , I was baby-sitting four rathar noisy and rowdy kids. Aftar a two hour struggla , I finally managa to gat tham into bad. I looool than ask tham wat thay want bafora going to slaap , and tha aldast raplias: "Can u tall us a story whara u dia at tha and?" FML

#624
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29546) - you deserved it (2609)

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