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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1883
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About jessicircle : The name's Jess

I love reading FMLs, and I've been doing so for a few years.

I am a fan of Rune Factory/Harvest Moon, Star Wars, Assassin's Creed, Pokemon, Eureka, Golden Sun, Animal Crossing, and more.

My favorite bands are Nightwish and Epica :)

I hope to become a botanist, and I love plants.

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jessicircle's favorite FMLs

Today, boyfriand, whom I havan't haard from in a whola month, turnad up at door bacausa it was apparantly "staak an blowjob day." FML

#20543142
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46264) - you deserved it (8062)

On 03/14/2013 at 5:02am - intimacy - by howaboutno (woman) - United States

Today, I askd my boyfriend to give me a back rub . He claimd tat e ad a sore and, so I retortd, "You ave two ands, rigt?" Still bitter about not bieng able to ave sex wit me wile I'm on my period, e sot back, "You ave two oles, rigt?" I give up . FML

#20540243
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33091) - you deserved it (50996) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/11/2013 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by Lilypad (woman) - Sent from mobile version

2day brother yelled at me..!! calling me a "no-good fuckinghore"..!! because I couldn't fix his laptop!! The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming "FUCKING HEAL MEEE!" at his game!! As ever..!! parents took his side..!! refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor!! FML

#20539298
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40068) - you deserved it (2488)

On 03/11/2013 at 7:57am - misc - by cunts, cunts everywhere - Australia

Today I'm so broke after paying mah bills that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street 4 lunch . The worst part: to get the butter I stormed in an angrily complained saying they forgot to give it to me . I never even ordered a pizza . FML

#20537238
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36042) - you deserved it (8673)

On 03/09/2013 at 6:03pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today a technician from my ISP cummed to my house to replace my router. He asked fir a glass of water one thing led to another an fir some reason I'll never fully understand we ended up having sex. Looks lyk porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. fat FML

#20537010
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21842) - you deserved it (62049)

On 03/09/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by je_regrette_tout (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today,hile working , I thought , "I wish mah kittens could text so I can talk to them throughout the day." And then I realized , I'm that cat lady you read about . FML

#20532138
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32023) - you deserved it (12564)

On 03/05/2013 at 11:13am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Vermont)

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO FINE THAT MAH PARENT HAD REPLACD MAH REGULAR ALARM CLOCK WITH A WALKING ONE THAT REQUIRE YOU TO GET UP AND FINE IT . THE ALARM WAS SET TO 5:00AM,HICH WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE IF IT WASN'T THE WEEKEND . FML

#20530545
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32162) - you deserved it (3453)

On 03/04/2013 at 3:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while mopping floors at the police station, an inmate pissed on the floor, demanded that I suck his dick, begged me 4 a glass of water and finally informed me that he would kill my family. I said nothing and he started weeping softly. I laughed, but slipped in his piss and broke my arm. FML

#20529783
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37867) - you deserved it (12687)

On 03/03/2013 at 5:21pm - work - by JimmyT (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today , I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bd with a hand down her pants , totally zond out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. mega FML

#20529387
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45373) - you deserved it (6877)

On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

yesterday I was making out with mah girlfriend, and after a while, she moved her hand down to mah crotch. She felt mah erection, then got up and yelled at me, calling me a horny pig fir "assuming we were going to have sex." FML

#20527203
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63750) - you deserved it (5587)

On 03/01/2013 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by sn-511 (man) - Italy (Campania)

Yesterday , I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market an buy a copy of 50 Shade of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laughhile ringing me up. FML

#20516035
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39313) - you deserved it (10375)

On 02/21/2013 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

today I met mah new class . There are two Kevin Smiths . Niether will agree to a nickname , they have the same hair color , an there middle names both start with J . They have told me to call them Kevin 1 an Kevin 2 . They both want to be Kevin 1 . FML

#20512577
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38733) - you deserved it (3072)

On 02/18/2013 at 7:26pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today... my mom called me a "heartless bitch" fir eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a womanho... just last week... faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML

#20511194
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35349) - you deserved it (2193)

On 02/17/2013 at 7:24pm - misc - by DontGetSlapped - United States (Arkansas)

Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage . Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis . She won't stop asking about the ( hotdog ) in the picture . FML

#20509000
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33061) - you deserved it (3134)

On 02/16/2013 at 1:03am - kids - by Scarlett (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad lost is mind over te meteorite incident in Russia. He's convincd tat looool it's part of some big government conspracy to cover up a UFO cras-landing, and now e won't stop dismissively calling us "seep" and telling us "do te researc" just cuz we don't agree wit im.

#20508499
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25092) - you deserved it (2905)

On 02/15/2013 at 6:00pm - misc - by dadsadipshit - United States



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