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About jessicawashere : Hi, Im Jessica. I'm 13 and Im obsessed with music.
My favorite band is Blink-182 for obvious reasons.
I like Sum 41, My Chemical Romance, Mindless Self-Indulgence, Sleeping with Sirens, Rolling Stones, Nirvana and some more.
I'm currently in love with Lost Boys and Bohemian Rhapsody .

I have the strangest obsession with redhead guys, idk it's weird okay.

I like Taco Bell&Tumblr&cats too.

That's all to my so called life.
omg im laughing.

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