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jessica0987

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 October 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 956
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jessica0987 : i am 19.
and im a girl
and im fun =]

jessica0987's page activity

Visits<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 2:40am<b></b> - the 03/10/2011 at 12:40am

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 8:41am

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jessica0987's favorite FMLs

Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML

by Biggest Jerk / 02/14/2009 at 6:15pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

by Shamu / 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML

by thunder thighs / 02/10/2009 at 10:11pm / United States (Virginia) / Love