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jessica0987
  • Town/Country : Augusta, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 October 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 686
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jessica0987 : i am 19.
and im a girl
and im fun =]

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Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML

#43148
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I agree, your life sucks (13682) - you deserved it (31328)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Biggest Jerk (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

#38789
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42744) - you deserved it (7103)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML

#22681
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31755) - you deserved it (5224)

On 02/10/2009 at 10:11pm - misc - by thunder thighs (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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