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by Amy / 12/05/2013 at 12:25am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous
by happy birthday to me / 12/05/2013 at 12:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I realized my wedding ring had fallen off while doing yard work the previous day. Luckily, I only worked in a few areas, so I had high hopes of finding it. That is until a storm came through, blew half a foot of leaves all over the property, and then froze them with sleet. FML
by midnightsun1143 / 11/24/2013 at 3:32am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by lauren_crewd / 11/23/2013 at 6:56pm / United States (Alabama) / Health
Today, after getting a root canal, I told my mother how boring it was just sitting there with my mouth open for ages while the dentist did his work. She then told me how she had to do the same kind of thing on her anniversary night with my father. FML
by Anonymous / 11/23/2013 at 4:57pm / Argentina / Health
Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML
by I hate that game / 11/23/2013 at 11:11am / United Kingdom (Wigan) / Miscellaneous
by AshleyRose24 / 11/23/2013 at 3:02am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by quit fucking up my life / 11/22/2013 at 8:08pm / United States (Alaska) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/22/2013 at 4:57pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/22/2013 at 3:51pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML
by thatsnotacat / 11/21/2013 at 12:52pm / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML
by B_and_W / 11/21/2013 at 6:35am / France / Kids
by 43_clothespins_later / 11/20/2013 at 7:12pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/20/2013 at 11:27am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/19/2013 at 8:09pm / United States (Minnesota) / Animals
- Today, it’s exam day in Sweden. Yesterday, I prepared three fountain pens and six cartridges. The… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus…