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jesse91

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6139
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jesse91 : I'm a gamer who is also interested in psychology, languages, movies, comics and history.

I'm a big fan of Dragon Age, Assassins Creed and Mass Effect, among many others.

Get out of my swamp you kids!

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Yesterday hile eating dinner with mah family I found out mah boyfriend recorded me screaminghile having sex with him on mah phone an set it as mah ring tone on high volume . FML

#13822314
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33004) - you deserved it (5559)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I started my first day looool at a new hospital. My first assignment? Shave an elderly man's testicles. FML

#13333152
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35602) - you deserved it (5051)

On 10/05/2010 at 7:36pm - work - by hospital - United States (New York)

Today... I was at work on a smoke break. I work at a truck stop... and it was around 2am. This old man pulls in and asks me if I would like to join him fir some dinner. I said no... and told him I was working. He replies... ( How much do you charge? ) Apparently... even in sweats I look like a hooker. FML

#13326946
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29606) - you deserved it (6145)

On 10/05/2010 at 5:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found a video of my grlfriend having sex with her male best friend on her computer. When I confronted her about it she said it was from before we met. In the video, she was wereing the engagement ring I bought her. FML

#13221362
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55745) - you deserved it (3282)

On 09/27/2010 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted ( What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it! ) I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML

#12008337
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12382) - you deserved it (69743)

On 07/20/2010 at 7:08pm - work - by jjjjjjmmmmm92 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was helping mah friend create an online dating profile. When she got her serech results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, an ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already marrid. To me. big fat FML

#11983627
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101031) - you deserved it (5853)

On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I fine it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML

#11968011
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35914) - you deserved it (4274)

On 07/18/2010 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by 4fucksake (woman) - Ireland (Sligo)

Today , while working at looool the bar , I was having a flawles night. Every pour was perfect , every shot expertly measured. I saw manager 4 the first time that night , turned to greet him , and knocked over a tray of 30 or so glasses. Two remained unbroken. real FML

#11945611
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33433) - you deserved it (4915)

On 07/17/2010 at 4:51pm - work - by barman - Australia (Western Australia)

today I came ome from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took te ouse and most of te money, sister is seven monts pregnant, broter was arrested fir statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." O, and my fis died. FML

#6989911
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86842) - you deserved it (4962)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I Got Written Up At Work Fir Making A Customer Feel Bad. I Made Him Feel Bad By Laughing Uncontrollably At Himhen He Asked If We Sold Real Light Sabers. FML

#4945684
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45701) - you deserved it (13842)

On 08/31/2009 at 1:18am - work - by Timmah (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, ma usband and I decidd to take a romantic trip to te beac. We got pulld over, and sortly tereafter e was arrestd. Just so appens you can't miss cild support payments 4 your twelve year old daugter witout getting a warrant. He as a daugter? We've been marrid 4 14 yeres. FML

#4845223
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63738) - you deserved it (3224)

On 08/26/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by AreYouSerious (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, My Girlfriend An I Were Starting To Get Hot An Heavy In My Truck At Our Favorite Park. We Start Going At It An We Were Both Butt Nakd When I See A Car Pull Into The Lot. Not Only Is It A Cop Car, But The First Thing The Cop Asks My Girlfriend Is "Are You Bieng Held Against Yur Will?" FML

#4429167
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41036) - you deserved it (12478)

On 08/10/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by kmf - United States (New Jersey)

Today, wile I was walking downtown a omeless person askd me for a dollar!! I tougt it would be funny to wave te dollar in is face an taunt im!! I guess e tougt it would be funny to stab me in te leg wit a pencil!! mega FML

#4331370
818 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26350) - you deserved it (516443)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found a wallet on te train . I called te owner, wo said e would come around and pick it up . Wen e finally did, e looked inside and screamed tat is money was missing, and tat I was a drty tief . I never took a cent . He's filing teft carges against me . FML

#4331157
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65295) - you deserved it (4060)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:14am - misc - by Shopgirl (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found a wallet on te train . I called te owner, wo said e would come around and pick it up . Wen e finally did, e looked inside and screamed tat is money was missing, and tat I was a drty tief . I never took a cent . He's filing teft carges against me . FML

#4331157
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65295) - you deserved it (4060)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:14am - misc - by Shopgirl (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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