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jesscarrr
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 December 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 300
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About jesscarrr : If you're going to insult me, make sure you have correct grammar, because otherwise you automatically lose.

I don't really comment on stuff much, I just like to read about others misfortunes, Coz I'm nice like that.
I generally won't pick a fight with anyone but if you leave stupid ass comments like: "First!" or some shit like that you're in for it buddy.
I'm typically not a grammar nazi, but if you're that big of a dip-shit that you try to insult me, or someone else make sure you have correct spelling, that way... You'll still be a complete dip-shit but you'll be a dip-shit that can spell. :)
I hate sluts on here. Seriously?! Wow. Don't comment on people's FML's saying "You're hot" to another person. No-one gives a fuck. Seriously FYL if you have to use the Internet to talk to a guy.

Anywaaaaaays leave me a message or whatever floats your boat.

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Today, I attended an elderly man's funeral. As I approached the casket his wife said, "Thank you for coming." I replied with, "No, thank you." FML

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On 01/24/2012 at 10:40pm - misc - by me - Canada

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

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On 01/24/2012 at 6:47am - misc - by SpongeAbii2 - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on my knees and be your dog." FML

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On 01/23/2012 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML

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On 01/20/2012 at 10:15am - misc - by LonerCow (woman) - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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On 01/03/2012 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

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On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

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On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML

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On 11/14/2011 at 3:45am - work - by Anon - United States (Nevada)

Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML

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On 10/24/2011 at 6:07am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to hint to my husband that we needed a new washing machine. I mentioned that we got our current one way back on our wedding day. He replied, "Yeah, and I got you too." FML

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On 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm - love - by poluxe - France

Today, at my job in the cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like you. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML

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On 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm - work - by Mayabie - France

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML

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On 10/13/2011 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by serenti - Sweden

Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML

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On 10/13/2011 at 3:19am - intimacy - by scewable (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML

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On 08/09/2011 at 12:08pm - love - by the2girls - Canada (Ontario)



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