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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 October 1986 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 593
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About jessal : I'm easy going and fun. If you want to know more then message me.

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Today, I realized that the beef jerky someone had left on the counter and that I'd been sneaking a few pieces of every morning had a cartoon dog holding two strips of beef jerky. I wondered why nobody else was eating it. It was beef jerky for dogs. FML

#94421
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7805) - you deserved it (44625)

On 02/21/2009 at 2:44am - animals - by Chubsley (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went in for my 2nd day working at my internship. My bosses greeted me and told me we were going to have a meeting. The meeting was to listen to the drunk voicemails I left them on Saturday. FML

#53082
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9905) - you deserved it (69036)

On 02/16/2009 at 1:23pm - work - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered in my house a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer except me. FML

#9673
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26612) - you deserved it (7347)

On 02/05/2009 at 10:24am - health - by Tori (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found a deodorant spray underneath the counter of the snack place I work in, so give it a try to see what it smells like. It's currently the high season, and so I have quite a few clients standing in line in front of me, but it seems they'll now have to wait a couple of days for the restaurant to have all the remnants of the CS gas spray cleaned up. FML

#956
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5104) - you deserved it (17357)

On 01/11/2009 at 6:14am - work - by Xav_Cad - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19368) - you deserved it (6985)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

#612
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18948) - you deserved it (4115)

On 12/30/2008 at 11:53am - love - by Noname - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

#524
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6785) - you deserved it (106317)

On 12/16/2008 at 12:20am - misc - by surfdown - Sent from mobile version

Today, I need to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone has left work, I decide that, since I AM a jedi, my penis ought to be my Light saber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: “At least someone is having fun!” It was my boss. FML

#523
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7656) - you deserved it (28712)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version



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