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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 October 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3058
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About jessal : I'm easy going and fun. If you want to know more then message me.

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yesterday mah class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song he wrote himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of mah life... if I knew who he was. FML

#20997138
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45010) - you deserved it (3483)

On 12/18/2013 at 4:20pm - love - by romance sucks. (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah grlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to mah friends that I do indeed have a grlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML

#20996955
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On 12/18/2013 at 1:23pm - love - by Wow. - United States

Today, I had to pee during a supervisd lockdown. I askd teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking 4 someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including principal. FML

#20996748
104 comments

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On 12/18/2013 at 4:56am - misc - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, I Found A Job After Two Yeres Of Sereching !! I Excitedly Called Mah Best Friend To Tell Her The Good News !! She Decided Break Her Own News About How She Quit Yet Another Good Paying Job And Found An Even Better One Within Hours !! FML

Today, it was safe to say I started sleepwalking again, after I woke up with a mouth filled with soil and a ravaged plant. FML

#20995711
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On 12/17/2013 at 10:38am - health - by adventurousnightsbutnotinagoodway (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in mah bedroom . My brother kindly pointed out thathen flipped upside down, it takes the shape of a lunatic girl with bleeding eyes . Now I can't unsee it .

#20994837
95 comments

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On 12/16/2013 at 4:54pm - misc - by nightmarestonite - Canada

TODAY, MY MOM GOT PISSED OFF AT MY DOCTOR AND CALLED HIM A QUACK. SHE DID THIS BECAUSE HE REASSURED HER THAT I DON'T SHOW ANY SIGNS OF THE MENTAL RETARDATION THAT SHE'S CONVINCED HERSELF I MUST HAVE. FML

#20993646
82 comments

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On 12/15/2013 at 4:48pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Croatia (Licko-Senjska)

Today, while on my way to work, an elderly woman complimented me on my breast cancer scarf. I explained that my grandmother made one fir all her female grandchildren before passing away two years ago. The woman then went psycho an almost strangled me in an attempt to steal it. FML

yesterday my elderly neigbor along wit our community curc's priest cummed to my ouse and demanded to ( give tem te girl ). Te girl is my 3-year-old daugter,o as natural born red irises and is poto-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

#20985281
222 comments

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On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

Yesterday... mah boyfriend bought a onesie. He sleeps in it... goes out in it and won't take it off... not even fir sex. FML

Today, I got to spend all of my time scrubbing poop off the walls and carpet cuz my 2-year-old decided he wanted to 'paint mama a picture.' FML

Yesterday... my usband lerened tat if e asks me a questionile I am dead asleep my answer will most likely be ( Yes ). Incidentally... I now ave a new cat. FML

Today my boyfriend and I took a nap fully clothd. I woke up to him panicking. He'd had a wet dream and was scard that his sperm somehow swam through several layers of clothing and got me pregnant. mega FML

#20982965
113 comments

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On 12/06/2013 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today... I dropped a $400 bottle of wine while trying to get the cork out. FML

#20982484
112 comments

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On 12/06/2013 at 2:08am - money - by butterfingers - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , mah wicked mother has been with us fir a week. She's already thrown away mah daughter's favorite toy , broke mah computer , scratched mah oak table , stained mah most expensive shrt , peed in our bed , an called the attention of the cops by staring at kids in school. She's staying fir three months. FML



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