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Today, my sister had a friend over and I had just gotten out of the shower. I wrapped something around me and walked across the living room. When I walked through, they both started laughing hysterically. Turns out, I grabbed a poncho and the hole for the head ended up right over my crotch. FML

#110231
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14824) - you deserved it (37721)

On 02/22/2009 at 11:50pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was secretly listening to a voicemail from my mom in maths class when I accidentally hit the speaker phone button. My whole math class now knows I have a gyno appointment at 9:45 on March 11. FML

#67507
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On 02/18/2009 at 10:43am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing 'never have I ever.' My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.' FML

#64211
68 comments

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On 02/17/2009 at 10:22pm - intimacy - by skeletor (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438
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On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

#5588
60 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 5:00pm - work - by Rachel (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

#4044
70 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 9:43am - intimacy - by Ah hell - United States (Ohio)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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