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jessBeAqueen
  • Town/Country : NY
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 May 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 702
  • Number of comments : 183
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jessBeAqueen : perfectly imperfect me...little monster...hair whipper... do I smell vodka? ....let the bodies hit the floor...say it! I'm a bird!...fifty shades of food...I love animals more than humans...inked...free bitch baby!....

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