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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 May 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 949
  • Number of comments : 183
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jessBeAqueen : perfectly imperfect me...little monster...hair whipper... do I smell vodka? ....let the bodies hit the floor...say it! I'm a bird!...fifty shades of food...I love animals more than humans...inked...free bitch baby!....

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Visits<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 12:23am<b>jonloran</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 11:46pm<b>zacharyhannan</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 12:51am<b>Fredrico011</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 3:06pm<b>the_rad_brad47</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 9:51pm<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 6:19pm<b>NeoYF</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 9:55pm<b>DrewDal</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 6:18pm<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 6:05pm<b>thecman25</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 9:27pm<b>oracion13</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 5:41pm<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 3:31am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 12:55am<b>HedgeOfTheHogs</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 8:09pm<b>A07</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 4:16pm<b>NDForever1</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 10:44am<b>stephenfranklin</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 3:59pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 1:10am

Fucked!<b>Fredrico011</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 9:06pm<b>the_rad_brad47</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 3:52am<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 12:05am<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 9:31am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 3:15pm

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