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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 January 1990 (25 years)
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Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19272) - you deserved it (138936)

On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML

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On 07/21/2012 at 12:24pm - misc - by dawn (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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