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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 November 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2340
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jes23 : nothing to say here just to say i'm gonna make some grammar mistakes so you grammar police back off
oh yeah i'm actualy 11 years old

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Today, while at work as a lifeguard, an older gentleman who comes in almost every morning wearing a very tight swimming suit, came up to me and said, "I don't want you having any erotic fantasies of me." After a long pause he added, "Actually, I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML

#9161234
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32781) - you deserved it (3610)

On 03/17/2010 at 3:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

#9081770
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28217) - you deserved it (2012)

On 03/14/2010 at 7:23pm - animals - by OhhhNooo (man) - United States (California)

Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML

#8966717
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11886) - you deserved it (24806)

On 03/10/2010 at 6:05am - intimacy - by ohno - United States

Today, my 18 year old daughter comes home telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had ICarly happy meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML

#8838699
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25740) - you deserved it (4810)

On 03/05/2010 at 1:10am - kids - by icarlymom (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561
454 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7226) - you deserved it (53523)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561
454 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7226) - you deserved it (53523)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to clean out my room because I was having a sleepover. Only, I've not been in here for months since I've spent every night in my mom's room because I'm too scared to sleep alone. FML

#8719119
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6986) - you deserved it (27491)

On 02/28/2010 at 1:57pm - misc - by apple (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while I was standing in the elevator with a few people I just met when I moved in yesterday, I felt something fall on my hair and dusted it off. It was a cockroach. None of them will come within a 1m distance to me now, because they all think I've got lice. Welcome to the building! FML

#8713665
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20739) - you deserved it (1985)

On 02/28/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by idonthavelice (woman) - China (Guangdong)

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML

#8706906
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9049) - you deserved it (28419)

On 02/28/2010 at 12:36am - work - by chevysprint (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got into my boyfriends car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML

#8592124
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12908) - you deserved it (39678)

On 02/23/2010 at 5:10pm - misc - by whyme_ss - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

#8553099
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25117) - you deserved it (2496)

On 02/22/2010 at 1:11pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

#8519094
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5431) - you deserved it (42992)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by anna14 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

#8519094
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5431) - you deserved it (42992)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by anna14 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, at the supermarket, I ignored the "Riding on trolleys down the ramp is strictly prohibited" sign. While going full speed down the ramp, my trolley with $200 worth of groceries in it tipped and crashed. Luckily, I broke its fall. FML

#8509924
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4438) - you deserved it (40651)

On 02/21/2010 at 6:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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