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Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33797) - you deserved it (15601)

On 03/13/2010 at 4:03am - love - by amber - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

#9040690
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I agree, your life sucks (33797) - you deserved it (15601)

On 03/13/2010 at 4:03am - love - by amber - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML

#9039407
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28498) - you deserved it (10645)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:18am - love - by wolfwolfy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21937) - you deserved it (53539)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up late. My grandparents had slept over the night before but they usually left early. I heard someone in the kitchen and thinking it was my brother, I said "Thank god, the geriatric crew is FINALLY gone." My grandma responds, "No we're not." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6557) - you deserved it (66822)

On 06/28/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - Israel (Tel Aviv)



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