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Today, I had to help my little sister do a first-grade project for school. For one part, they have to draw a picture of their role model. She drew a whale, and I asked, "A whale is your role model?" She laughed and said, "No! It's you!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (38319) - you deserved it (5718)

On 03/05/2013 at 3:19pm - kids - by peace out - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34395) - you deserved it (3247)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

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