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About jerome72 : hunting and fishing is what i do. Im friendly, just say hi!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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I agree, their lives suck
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Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML
Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML
Friday 30 January 2015