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About jerome72 : sandy beaches, pińa coladas, and a 6 string. sorry for sounding like an @ss.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML
Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Friday 31 July 2015