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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 September 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 409
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About jerome72 : sandy beaches, pińa coladas, and a 6 string. send a message my way, im friendly ☺

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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jerome72's favorite FMLs

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45305) - you deserved it (3681)

On 06/16/2013 at 11:46am - misc - by loveyadad (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (302032) - you deserved it (164274)

On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)



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