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jeriaslovesyou
  • Town/Country : Portland, OR, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 March 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 173
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jeriaslovesyou : Hi! My name is Jerias (jerry-us), I'm 19. I currently reside in Portland, Oregon. I'm a total girly girl! But don't let that fool you, I have my fair share of hobbies that surprise just about everyone. I love to play video games (resident evil or anything survival horror), baking, watching movies, playing basketball, the walking dead, crafting, exercising, doing makeup and much more. I never turn down making new friends so feel free to send me a message. :)

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Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51239) - you deserved it (5872)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:50am - kids - by LadyDeadpool88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at the grocery store, an elderly woman asked for help with some tea. I lent her a hand, spending a good twenty minutes reading different labels out loud until she found one she liked. After she was done, she handed me a pamphlet and said, "You're a nice girl. I hope you don't go to hell." FML

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