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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68014) - you deserved it (13308)

On 07/04/2009 at 12:49am - love - by Cococautly (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went commando because its 98 degrees and sweaty boxers are a pain. While walking to class at UT I heard a girl laugh behind me, I turned and flashed a quick smile and kept walking. It turns out I had sweat through my khakis and she totally could see my crack. Texas weather sucks. FML


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On 06/17/2009 at 1:44pm - misc - by Longhorn2011 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom had one too many and announced to all of my friends that, if she had the opportunity, she would bang Gwen Stefani. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53538) - you deserved it (4455)

On 06/17/2009 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized that the closest thing I have to a savings account is the cup on my dresser with coins in it. I counted it, $17.34. That is my savings. I'm 28. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20119) - you deserved it (48809)

On 05/31/2009 at 1:11pm - money - by mooseknuckle (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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