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  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 October 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 375
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About jeremyesgirl : College student. Based off of my grades, I suppose I'm what you would call a nerd but I'd rather keep my 4.0 GPA and be successful than care about a 'title'.

"We'll safety-pin the pieces of our broken hearts back together
Patching up all the holes until we both feel much better"

jeremyesgirl's page activity

Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - yesterday at 8:33am<b>Corey122726</b> - yesterday at 5:28am<b>TheRealStunts</b> - yesterday at 1:19am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 09/23/2016 at 4:22pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 8:01pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 11:20am<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 5:29pm<b>stryder9090</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 5:21pm<b>madnessking</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 2:53pm<b>pyromaniac9</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 12:44pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 12:18pm<b>Mons</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 4:01am<b>marshm610</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 2:28am<b>CowTippingDwarfs</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 1:42am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 1:22am<b>stellasue11</b> - the 09/20/2016 at 11:31pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 08/29/2016 at 3:47pm<b>duduv2</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 12:26am

Fucked!<b>Corey122726</b> - yesterday at 11:28am<b>stryder9090</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 11:22pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 3:02pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 8:28am<b>stellasue11</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 5:31am<b>madnessking</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 4:55am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 9:30am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 12:42am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 9:40pm

jeremyesgirl's FML badges

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I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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jeremyesgirl's favorite FMLs

Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

by Anonymous / 07/20/2013 at 11:45am / United States (Delaware) / Work

Today, one of my cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean up regurgitated kittens. FML

by coldstar / 07/18/2013 at 5:06am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Animals

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML

by Stupid / 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm / United States / Work

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 1:20am / United States (Alabama) / Work

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

by Wowsers. / 01/30/2010 at 3:47am / United Kingdom (Blackpool) / Miscellaneous