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  • Town/Country : U.S
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 62
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About jeremyesgirl : Just a girl that lives a difficult life. In the end though, it's all worth the struggles and tears..

Don't judge until you know my story or have walked in my shoes! You never know who will be gone because of something you said or never bothered to stop! Be kind to those around you, especially yourself!

Kik? I don't have one and never will!
Instagram? Yes I have one, but shhh I won't tell!

I'm not single. Hense the name 'Jeremye's Girl'... common sense maybe? He has had my heart for almost 2 years and I couldn't dream of better. He is my happiness and joy and I love him so much. Please respect my relationship. I don't mind messages, but if they're sent to flirt, I will report and block you. I respect your personal life, so please respect mine. Thank you (:

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Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52488) - you deserved it (6065)

On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, one of my cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean up regurgitated kittens. FML

Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML

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176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27796) - you deserved it (12489)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm - work - by Stupid (woman) - United States

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

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109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26082) - you deserved it (2895)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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On 01/30/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Wowsers. (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)



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