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About jeremyesgirl : Just a girl that lives a difficult life. In the end though, it's all worth the struggles and tears..
Don't judge until you know my story or have walked in my shoes! You never know who will be gone because of something you said or never bothered to stop! Be kind to those around you, especially yourself!
Kik? I don't have one and never will!
Instagram? Yes I have one, but shhh I won't tell!
I'm not single. Hense the name 'Jeremye's Girl'... common sense maybe? He has had my heart for almost 2 years and I couldn't dream of better. He is my happiness and joy and I love him so much. Please respect my relationship. I don't mind messages, but if they're sent to flirt, I will report and block you. I respect your personal life, so please respect mine. Thank you (:
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML
Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML
Friday 22 May 2015