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  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 October 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 478
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About jeremyesgirl : College student. I am just going to say I'm extremely book smart 📚 and I'm studying to become a veterinarian.
I guess I don't look 19 but I swear I am.
I have full blown concerts in my car while driving.

Avid horseback rider. Animals are life.

"Hitting every red light, kissing at the stop signs, darling, Green Day's on the radio. And everything is alright. Now we're turning off the headlights, darling. We're just taking it slow."

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jeremyesgirl's favorite FMLs

Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

by Anonymous / 07/20/2013 at 11:45am / United States (Delaware) / Work

Today, one of my cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean up regurgitated kittens. FML

by coldstar / 07/18/2013 at 5:06am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Animals

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Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML

by Stupid / 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm / United States / Work

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 1:20am / United States (Alabama) / Work

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

by Wowsers. / 01/30/2010 at 3:47am / United Kingdom (Blackpool) / Miscellaneous