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jeremydarylcraig

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jeremydarylcraig

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About jeremydarylcraig : I swim. I love hawkeye, 007, and the walking dead!

Music is my life.
My favorites are Black Veil Brides, Falling in Reverse, Sleeping with Sirens, Pierce the Veil, Metallica, and Skillet.

I'm socially hawkward!

Pc and Xbox all the way!

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Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39746) - you deserved it (3220)

On 10/01/2013 at 12:36pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mum picked up a bunch of tissues that were scattered around my room. She examined them, then asked me to stop wasting her potential grandchildren. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49465) - you deserved it (40448)

On 08/07/2013 at 6:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt



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